This is so cute, you can see he’s so excited, and there’s something out there catching his attention (most likely, SQURIL!’) but he’s super stoked his human is back.
Best quality: his wiggles
I love that he continuously pauses but then resumes to do his wiggles!! So cute
5 minutes*
“Forgot my keys, aww here we go!”
r/masterreturns !
It’s Gallowboob. I didn’t even have to look
where’s his tail?
Jesus christ. Freaking gallowboob can’t even wait a whole day to repost stuff
obligatory heck /u/GallowBoob
Gallowboob you need therapy. Get a life man.
Also Aussies are the best
Go get a job u/gallowboob
We don’t deserve doggos.
Too bad its a repost
1. Human gone for 5 days
1. Dog apeshit happy to see human.
1. Human more concerned with filming said happiness vs reveling in it.
1. ?
1. Karma
I’m not upvoting GallowBoob.
FYI he reposts links and videos for free karma.
What kind of dog is this?
Repost.
W I G G L E B O Y E
I love how his entire body wiggles!
My dog after 5 minutes
I wonder if GallowBoob is ever actually punished for stealing posts.
r/masterreturns
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u/ikoniq93 it’s Clementine
Pausing each time, just long enough to allow you to think he’s done.
That shimmy though
“Happy, happy, happy, happ… Hmm, let’s pretend we’re mad at him so he feels guilty for leaving me…
No, Happy, happy, happy, happy !!”
Sees outdoors
Zoomy boi
Bald eagleboye
How do people not like dogs !
It’s a wiggle-bork!
My human child sees me after 5 days and just looks at me with disgust and act like I betrayed them.
it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you hi hi hi hi hi hi
My dog does this all the time, except when I try to show someone then they just ignore me completely.
My family dog is an Aussie and he’s just the same.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah
Cat sees human after five days: “oh, this guy again”
What a pretty dog
This is why dogs are the best!
r/zoomies
That sudden pause… “wait, human not this way”.
That’s my Border Collie puppy after about 5 hours
#Depraved Pupper
*Level 5 pupper*
This pupper was abandoned by their master for millennia, and seek revenge. Deals heavy psychic and emotional damage per round. Casts “Sed” debuff on all enemies, dealing 5 emotional damage per turn for 3 turns.
*”Bark.” (You dare speak to me of companionship? I was depraved of my master for millennia. Your puppers do not know such sadness and rage. Prepare for your doom.)*
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My MIL’s dog, Annie, would react like that when we visited. Trouble was, she had a bit of a weak bladder (Annie, not my MIL) and she’d pee herself in mid dance-of-joy – often on your feet, luggage, etc.
So every visit we’d have pull up in the car, MIL would let Annie out, we’d roll down a window and say things like “HEY Annie you’re such a good girl. Yes you are”, she’d get over-excited dancing around the car, pee herself and then we’d step out.
Aussies are awesome
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Meanwhile we were gone for 2 weeks and our dog gave zero cares when we picked her up from the MIL.
*Full throttle butt wiggles engaged*
Would love if my dog did this. When I’m gone for more than five minutes she does what my wife and I call a “derp face,” cowers, and pees when I return. She’s part retriever, and I’ve read that’s fairly common with those.
Not only wiggle tail but also butt
r/tippytaps, r/zoomies and r/masterreturns all in one
So adorable. Whenever I visit home after months away my dog gets so excited she literally pisses herself. Can’t wait to see her again
And then there’s my dog. Came back from being abroad for half a year, dad picked me up from the airport, dog ran out of the door, straight to my dad and was like “omg I didn’t see you for two hours so glad to have you back”, after that he looked at me, sniffed my pants for 2 secs and was like “oh you’re also a part of the family, well yeah I guess you’re back home too” and just walked away
Dog sees his human after someone pass between them.
SQUIRREL!
(The pause)
* SQUIRREL *
Got a wicked case of the Z O O M I E S
Or 30 minutes
This makes me complex..ly depressed
Meanwhile my cat is all “welcome back, give me food.”
When you don’t have a tail so you wiggle your whole body
I remember the first time I came home when I started college, was gone for about 2 months. Dogs didn’t recognize me at first then completely flipped out for the entire weekend.
Mr. PeanutButter?
TWO
This is my Max every time I come home from work… except he’s 107 pounds of pure wiggles and fur.
Wigglebutt!!!
After 5 days they are happy. After 10-12 days they are ticked. Source: we go out of country on vacation once a year and use a house sitter. Dogs are always ticked.
Dog sees human ~~after 5 days~~
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle
here let me fix that for you https://www.reddit.com/r/MasterReturns/comments/8hjaul/my_girlfriends_dog_after_not_seeing_her_for_5_days/
This is so cute, you can see he’s so excited, and there’s something out there catching his attention (most likely, SQURIL!’) but he’s super stoked his human is back.
Best quality: his wiggles
I love that he continuously pauses but then resumes to do his wiggles!! So cute
5 minutes*
“Forgot my keys, aww here we go!”
r/masterreturns !
It’s Gallowboob. I didn’t even have to look
where’s his tail?
Jesus christ. Freaking gallowboob can’t even wait a whole day to repost stuff
obligatory heck /u/GallowBoob
Gallowboob you need therapy. Get a life man.
Also Aussies are the best
Go get a job u/gallowboob
We don’t deserve doggos.
Too bad its a repost
1. Human gone for 5 days
1. Dog apeshit happy to see human.
1. Human more concerned with filming said happiness vs reveling in it.
1. ?
1. Karma
I’m not upvoting GallowBoob.
FYI he reposts links and videos for free karma.
What kind of dog is this?
Repost.
W I G G L E B O Y E
I love how his entire body wiggles!
My dog after 5 minutes
I wonder if GallowBoob is ever actually punished for stealing posts.
r/masterreturns
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u/ikoniq93 it’s Clementine
Pausing each time, just long enough to allow you to think he’s done.
That shimmy though
“Happy, happy, happy, happ… Hmm, let’s pretend we’re mad at him so he feels guilty for leaving me…
No, Happy, happy, happy, happy !!”
Sees outdoors
Zoomy boi
Bald eagleboye
How do people not like dogs !
It’s a wiggle-bork!
My human child sees me after 5 days and just looks at me with disgust and act like I betrayed them.
it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you it’s you hi hi hi hi hi hi
My dog does this all the time, except when I try to show someone then they just ignore me completely.
Some see happy dog….
I see over-sized guinea pig…
༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ
YIPEE! YIPEE! YIPEE! YIPEE! … … squirrel … … YIPEE! YIPEE! YIPEE!
My family dog is an Aussie and he’s just the same.
Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah
Cat sees human after five days: “oh, this guy again”
What a pretty dog
This is why dogs are the best!
r/zoomies
That sudden pause… “wait, human not this way”.
That’s my Border Collie puppy after about 5 hours
#Depraved Pupper
*Level 5 pupper*
This pupper was abandoned by their master for millennia, and seek revenge. Deals heavy psychic and emotional damage per round. Casts “Sed” debuff on all enemies, dealing 5 emotional damage per turn for 3 turns.
*”Bark.” (You dare speak to me of companionship? I was depraved of my master for millennia. Your puppers do not know such sadness and rage. Prepare for your doom.)*
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My MIL’s dog, Annie, would react like that when we visited. Trouble was, she had a bit of a weak bladder (Annie, not my MIL) and she’d pee herself in mid dance-of-joy – often on your feet, luggage, etc.
So every visit we’d have pull up in the car, MIL would let Annie out, we’d roll down a window and say things like “HEY Annie you’re such a good girl. Yes you are”, she’d get over-excited dancing around the car, pee herself and then we’d step out.
Aussies are awesome
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Meanwhile we were gone for 2 weeks and our dog gave zero cares when we picked her up from the MIL.
*Full throttle butt wiggles engaged*
Would love if my dog did this. When I’m gone for more than five minutes she does what my wife and I call a “derp face,” cowers, and pees when I return. She’s part retriever, and I’ve read that’s fairly common with those.
Not only wiggle tail but also butt
r/tippytaps, r/zoomies and r/masterreturns all in one
So adorable. Whenever I visit home after months away my dog gets so excited she literally pisses herself. Can’t wait to see her again
And then there’s my dog. Came back from being abroad for half a year, dad picked me up from the airport, dog ran out of the door, straight to my dad and was like “omg I didn’t see you for two hours so glad to have you back”, after that he looked at me, sniffed my pants for 2 secs and was like “oh you’re also a part of the family, well yeah I guess you’re back home too” and just walked away
Dog sees his human after someone pass between them.
SQUIRREL!
(The pause)
* SQUIRREL *
Got a wicked case of the Z O O M I E S
Or 30 minutes
This makes me complex..ly depressed
Meanwhile my cat is all “welcome back, give me food.”
When you don’t have a tail so you wiggle your whole body
I remember the first time I came home when I started college, was gone for about 2 months. Dogs didn’t recognize me at first then completely flipped out for the entire weekend.
Mr. PeanutButter?
TWO
This is my Max every time I come home from work… except he’s 107 pounds of pure wiggles and fur.
Wigglebutt!!!
After 5 days they are happy. After 10-12 days they are ticked. Source: we go out of country on vacation once a year and use a house sitter. Dogs are always ticked.
Typical aussie.
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